THE NAME POLICE

I think a lot of children who were hung with a crazy name by uncaring parent wished there had been a name police!  Personally I think they should look at there parents and ask if they were stoned, or just crazy when they chose the name.  They should say....why did you name me Pineapple!!!!!  Then they should head to court and make there parents name them something that won't make them the but of jokes by other children!